notdannyphantom:

Dude, as a kid, i used to be  like “what is she saying. it’s so smart omfg” but like 6 years later i realize that it’s actually the most general algebraic principle and i am sixteen

(via swag-chat)

Future Child: Dad, I think I'm in love.
Me: Well like us old tumblr users used to say, "bitch I might be".
Future Child: Dad how is that even relevant
Me: Do he got the booty my child.
Future Child: ...what
Me: Child. Do he got da booty.
Future Child: *sighs heavily* He doooooo.
Me: Then I ship it, my child.
sofapizza:

your sheep looks concerned

sofapizza:

your sheep looks concerned

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kingsleyyy:

this hedgehog is cheering for u bc u can do anything image

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just-watch-me-hachiko:

rainydayraised:

A girl becomes embarrassed after giving flowers to a female US soldier on duty in the northern Iraqi city of Mosul. 16 April 2007

The caption changes so many assumptions

just-watch-me-hachiko:

rainydayraised:

A girl becomes embarrassed after giving flowers to a female US soldier on duty in the northern Iraqi city of Mosul. 16 April 2007

The caption changes so many assumptions

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unclefather:

kay-vis:

troyxleonardo:

With just a chill head bop Jordin still manages to have more rhythm than the three tragedies next to her

What in the hell is Lorde doing?


filling the room with the ghosts from inside her body

unclefather:

kay-vis:

troyxleonardo:

With just a chill head bop Jordin still manages to have more rhythm than the three tragedies next to her

What in the hell is Lorde doing?

filling the room with the ghosts from inside her body

iamsmallcat:

the last one killed me

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(via date)

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toothpast:

mosebys:

nicki looks like shes fucking arguing with fans

image

but really

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And this is why you can never fucking trust the media

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did-you-kno:

There’s a park in New York City called Crack Is Wack Playground.   Source

did-you-kno:

There’s a park in New York City called Crack Is Wack Playground. Source

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laughbitches:

Taking a photo with your side chick

laughbitches:

Taking a photo with your side chick

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