graysea:

Just saw this and it broke my heart— signal boost for this lady! I’ve seen this kinda stuff get spread majorly so I thought this might be able to help this lady. If you find her phone here’s the link to the craigslist ad!

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romulusthread:

panemsrebellion:

romulusthread:

STOP UNFOLLOWING ME I HAVE 5 CHILDREN AND A WIFE TO SUPPORT

you are a gay teenage boy

NOT IN FRONT OF THE CHILDREN

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holdnoquarter:

Today I came across goats playing on a trampoline while I was driving around and it was the happiest thing I’ve ever seen.

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kawaii-aussie:

basically tumblr is like our father and we’re all his children and he is about to get married to yahoo who is a massive bitch and will probably ruin our lives and we’re like no dad stop and we’re all crying very loudly because we dont want yahoo to be our new mum because she is a monster who will probably kill dad when he becomes useless and take all his money that he left to us the bottOM LINE IS NO PLS DONT SELL TUMBLR DAVID KARP NOOOO DONt do It

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hitlersbreastmilk:

thongs??? ew a respectable girl only wears diapers u gross devil slut

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elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

3-2-1queer:

When I was in fifth grade I realized I liked girls but I was like “that’s a problem for another day” and literally forgot about it and then in like eleventh grade I was like “oh my god”

YOU PROCRASTINATED REALIZING YOUR SEXUALITY THAT’S IT YOU WIN YOU ARE THE QUEEN OF THE PROCRASTINATORS i bow to you

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shedisenchants:

shedisenchants:

so every year after the juniors finish reading The Great Gatsby my high school english teacher throws a Gatsby party at his huge house and everyone shows up in period clothing and Charlestons to 20s music and my english teacher just wears a suit and stands off to the side staring wistfully out the window the entire night

you guys think I’m joking??

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rneerkat:

whens chip skylarks next tour

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andallthatfunstuff:

im-deadpool-god-dammit:

antisociable-psycho:

500-days-of-hermit:

You know what makes me uncomfortable? People whose musical interests are confine to one or two pretty specific genres/subgenres

you know what makes me uncomfortable

when someone judges someone based on the type of music they listen to

you know what makes me uncomfortable?

when a strange bearded man wearing an eye patch walks into your house, poops on the floor, and sings cotton eyed Joe the entire time

what

it’s even worse when it’s the cha cha slide

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apatheticghost:

REASONS TO BE NICE TO PEOPLE

• IT MAKES PEOPLE FEEL GOOD
• IT MAKES YOU FEEL GOOD
• ITS NICE
• YOU ARE A PLEASANT AND COOL PERSON
• BEING MEAN IS MEAN
• THERES NO REASON TO BE RUDE AND HATEFUL WHEN WE’RE ALL JUST PEOPLE LIVING ON THE SAME PLANET AND TRYING TO GET THROUGH OUR LIVES AND ENJOY THE TIME WE HAVE

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gothlolita:

im Sorry but you two cant get the marriage. the bible said Adam and Eve not matthew and ashley. come back when youve legally changed your names

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